Ahhh, you’ve ventured into the mystery page. To the casual observer, this page’s only purposes seems to be to take up space; not unlike some people I know. But, you the intrepid voyager see something lurking beneath that thin veneer. Perhaps a portent of things to come. Maybe a warning light on the dashboard of civilization. Perchance an invite to that invite-only closed beta that you’ve been desperate to try. But be warned intrepid voyager, gaze too long into this post, and the post may gaze back at you…

Ok that settles it, no more posting on the internet while I’m off my medication.